Shut the door, please. The digital winds blow bitter cold here in cyberspace…
Right, now take off your coat, pull up a chair and sit down by the fire.
Cosy isn’t it?
Oh, OK - a hot chocolate perhaps?
Sorry to be mothering you, I just want my guests to feel welcome, wanted and loved.
In that spirit, have a slice of this delicious banana bread that I’ve just taken out the oven and feel free to wander round.
Mind the crumbs on my shag pile though!