Shut the door, please. The digital winds blow bitter cold here in cyberspace…

Right, now take off your coat, pull up a chair and sit down by the fire.
Cosy isn’t it?

Tea? Coffee?
Oh, OK - a hot chocolate perhaps?

Sorry to be mothering you, I just want my guests to feel welcome, wanted and loved.

In that spirit, have a slice of this delicious banana bread that I’ve just taken out the oven and feel free to wander round.

Mind the crumbs on my shag pile though!

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