the quotes

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In case you are wondering, here's the full list of quotes (with attributions where I know them).

• Maybe I'm a leading man, trapped in quirky best friend hair?
  Louis Theroux
• Soupy Twist!
  Fry & Laurie
• I had a cat named snowball. She died! She died!
  Lisa Simpson
• This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays
  Arthur Dent
• Well, you know how it is. You put things off for a day, next thing you know it's a hundred years later
  The Doctor
• One day ago you wouldn't dream of it
  Frazier Chorus
• You'll be safe beneath my wing
  Red Box
• I say, what a wonderful butler, he's so violent! Hello. I'm called the Doctor...
  The Doctor
• How about never? Is never good for you?
  Dilbert
• If it has to be teak veneer, then it's teak veneer